Breaking Down The Issues

To The Reader’s Forum:

The sum total of all political issues are these six: God, guns, gays, taxes, terrorists and abortion. No other issues exist. You may say, “Well, what about health care?”It is a taxation issue. You will pay (a tremendous amount) in the form of a witholding of your salary.

Peace in the middle east? Taxes and terrorists (as you are well aware). Immigration? Please, you know darn well that is about welfare (think heroin and entire neighborhoods in Jamestown), ergo, taxes!

Absolutely without fail all other issues can be put into these six categories (space prohibits here). The answer is clear and certain. Oppose anything that increases the need for the latter four issues and support all candidates that promote the first two issues.

Randall S. Gruel